Firstly, something I should get straight, here: I am not Artie Q. No, I am his alien conehead step brother. Artie has kindly allowed me to use this forum for this posting. OK, to business ...
Ain't there always some group that feels victimized, eh? ;) Initially, it was the chickens who, certainly after all this time feel that only under pain of death would they be foolish enough to "cross the road." (In chicken folklore many great poultry thinkers ponder how the stereotype of all those unfounded "Why did the chicken cross the road" jokes came about. I mean, are chickens usually found on busy streets ...? Hell No! They're either in a hutch or yard, so the likliehood of one lone winged type cogitating/complete with thought bubble about to ... cross the I-405 ... extremely unlikely, no?)
NOW, it's that other vociferous vocal lobbying body: Alien Humanoid Coneheads. I kid ye not! Not only do many Aliens feel they're unfairly the butt of Earth's stereotypical "humorous" stingers, but the Alien Humanoid Coneheads (AHC) have taken their greivances to a higher sensitive plane. It seems a wave of Earthling dignitaries who on a relations-improving visit to our planet, after a couple of alcoholic alien beverages thought to get "jiggy" with some of our more attractive females; hence we have a group of disenfranchised human-oid/alien conehead offsprings, like myself, who are neither fish nor fowl! (Neither alien or human.) The aliens don't like us and the humans make fun of us—What's up with that! So, we shall take the matter to the consciousness of all ... we shall be recognized! We shall not stop until we declare to the world(s), We are not victims!
"I'd like to thank the Acedemy, my agent, the mother ship I came to town in ... blah, blah, blah" Artie Alien.
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My favorite Alien, Good job AA, I didn't know that you aliens knew more than 55 words. You certainly deserve an award, hell, you deserve a standing ovation! Just one thought though, don't be so hard on those chickens as they have been trying to cross to the other side long before you aliens even thought to venture into the unknown that we call Earth..dats what's up with dat. Anyway, keep those antennas always in tune.
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“Be daring, be different, be impractical, be anything that will assert integrity of purpose and imaginative vision against the play-it-safers, the creatures of the commonplace, the slaves of the ordinary.”
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Where have all the aliens gone?
Nick Pope, author of Open Skies,it was 1978, he says, that was "the peak in UFO sightings [it helped that Close Encounters of the Third Kind had been released the previous year], when there were 750 reports. We have seen these UFO waves many times. If a paper runs a UFO story and puts a line at the bottom saying, 'If you have seen a UFO, ring us,' they will be inundated. You try it."
Are the great flying saucer-spotting days of the mid-20th century long gone
Is a special UFO heading for you? If so, it has to be an out of this world experience.